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  1. You Give A Little Love

    April 15, 2012 by Amy Hansford

    A bundle of us trotted down to Commercial Road yesterday for this.

    Ready for Fat Sam's Speakeasy

    L-R: Mel, Alex, me, Johnno, Debs, Lynette*

    We, along with hundreds of others also in 20s get up, loved the whole experience. It’s not often you enjoy queueing, but when you’re continually entertained by inquisitive molls, child audience members carrying ‘Splurge Inc’ boxes with gangsters and pedal cars, it’s a pleasure. Ramsey was told to hide his inflatable gun (“Whataya doin’? There’s cops here, ya know?”), Bugsy asked Debs and Lynette if they were “da dancin’ goils” and a fight unravelled in front of us, complete with inept coppers.

    The Troxy was beautifully done out to bring back its glory days, beautiful lights embellishing the already in place art deco touches. Cabaret seating meant it was a real Speakeasy atmosphere, compered by Fat Sam himself. There was at least an hour’s worth of entertainment and participation before the film itself was screened. As an audience, we whooped for the heroes and booed for Dandy Dan and his gang. For the finale, it’s no secret that FutureCinema have prepared the biggest pie fight you’ll ever find. Fat Sam gave us all a minute to grab a poncho while the dancing girls loaded up the pies before the film restarting and the gangsters letting rip with their authentic looking Splurge Guns. An entire room full of children and adults dancing with their hands up and singing “you give a little love and it all comes back to you” won’t be forgotten.

    A brilliant time had by all – so inclusive, immersive and above all, fun.

    The great news is that this operation is getting bigger. FutureCinema are looking at creating more child friendly immersive cinema treats along the same lines as Bugsy, the first time they had made a family oriented cinema event. What could be next? I’d love to see what they could do with the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or my personal favourite, the Goonies. What classic family films would you pick?

    Whatever they do, I hope they continue. These wonderfully theatrical adventures are exactly the kind of thing I’d love to bring Little L to one once she’s old enough to enjoy them. Until then, Mummy and Daddy will indulge themselves in their childhood dreams.

    *Picture half inched from Paul Ramsey who was hiding behind the camera at the time!


  2. Offbeat Bride

    April 8, 2012 by Amy Hansford

    I’ve slowed things down. Generally, life is good. My impressive run of bad luck continues – each day seems to bring its own new surprise – but things are dealwithable. There’ve been a couple of chest twinges but nothing that a cup of tea and some pills haven’t helped. Just don’t tell work – someone somewhere will surely put me over their knee and slap me.

    Anywho, one of the feeds I follow on my Google RSS is Offbeat Bride*, a brilliant blog with ideas and thoughts on weddings.I wanted to rip this entire blog post and put it on here but thought that would be unfair to the author. So instead, click the link below to see

    10 tips for how to handle me now that I’m a bride.

    Brilliant.

    *I also follow Offbeat Home and Offbeat Mama – I just wish I had time to try out everything I see!


  3. SFX Tweetender

    February 6, 2012 by Amy Hansford

    The weekend just gone was that of the SFX Weekender at Pontins, Prestatyn, North Wales, a sci-fi convention. Alex went with some of the boys from the Griffins – well deserved after being a show widow for the past month. It’s completely my cup of tea, so I was a little gutted at not going myself. However, thank goodness for Twitter. Thanks to the #sfxweekender tag, I was able to see everyone’s tweets from the event, keeping up with what was hot/not and seeing photos in real time.

    It was also a very useful tool for relaying information to the boys. On the first day (Thursday) I was able to note that there was no food available on site after 7pm, the acommodation was shoddy having been hastily finished the day before and people were having to queue for a long time in freezing temperatures outside. I advised the lads to take food, home comforts and warm clothes.

    Equally, I knew even before Alex did that Brian Blessed’s panel had been possibly the highlight of the convention and that he was now an 800-hours trained cosmonaut. Brian, not Alex.

    Even now, long after the last attendee left the holiday camp, I’m enjoying people tweeting links to their photo collections of the weekend. Such amazing costumes, and some that are just good fun, i.e. Iron Man being a guy that sellotaped the chalet’s ironing board to his back.

    Although this is from last year’s con, this has to be one of the best baby costumes I have ever seen. And yes, that is Steven Moffatt. (I think.) What a brilliant upcycle of a walker!

    So if you’re attending an event or would just like to pretend that you are, I strongly recommend tracking down the tag and following it on Twitter. It’ll keep you way more informed than the organisers will.


  4. The Internet has been won

    January 24, 2012 by Amy Hansford

    With show week it’s been a little mad around here. Certainly no time for a decent blog post (unless your daughter has woken you at 6am and won’t go back to sleep).

    In light of this, I thought I’d share a little fun with you all. Thanks to Andrew Wooding and Scott McLean P, I have been pointed towards this absolute gem of a site, “Ross Kemp Folded“. It’s the website you never knew that you needed.

    People have taken the time to source pictures of Ross Kemp and fold them, with hilarious consequences. So have a nosy (as he’s mainly lost his) and enjoy while I continue to run around like a headless chicken in Cinderella II.


  5. Slimming World: I’ve lost count

    January 11, 2012 by Amy Hansford

    My memory is dreadful. I have no idea how long we’ve been doing this now other than it’s over a week. This I know because everyone had their weigh in on Monday and they were all very happy with how much weight they’d lost. Alex lost 5.5lb, which we were impressed by.

    Last night we had spinach and mushroom cannelloni which allegedly takes an hour to prepare and cook. I started at 5.15pm and we at at 7.15pm. It tasted brilliant, but was a bit too much for me to be playing around with at the end of the day. I think I’ll need to prep it all in the middle of the day next time, give me a bit more time to breathe (and feed/bathe daughter, tidy for visiting photographers).

    It was carnage in the kitchen by the time I’d got it all in the dishes. Slimmers World suggests that you pipe the spinach/mushroom mixture in or use a teaspoon. Sod that – get stuck in and use your fingers. It’s the only way to get it all done in less than two hours.

    The finished product was lush. The highest aspiration I have is that my food be like a Marks and Spencer ready meal, and this wasn’t far off. We also have plenty left for another day – the recipe is for four, but we easily got six portions out of this and I still had some broken Cannelloni and mixture leftover.


  6. Oh Yes It Is

    December 9, 2011 by Amy Hansford

    I am absolutely loving panto this year. I am going to be gutted when it finishes tomorrow night. My character, Ruby the Fairy, is a bit rubbish but does try to help, honestly. She is so much fun to play, sending people up, upstaging others, slapstick tomfoolery, near pratfalls and plenty of gurning. I don’t think there’ll be another part like this in panto for an age, so I know I need to relish each show.

    Brilliant.

    Hannah (chorus) and I backstage during a rare moment of serenity. Picture used with thanks to Abby McHutchinson.

    Hannah, John (Dame Delia), Ben H (Prince Charming) and Faye (Sapphire the Fairy). Picture used with thanks to Abby McHutchinson.

    The traditional panto singalong with Ben J (Prince Mario) and Debs (Pearl the Fairy). Picture used with thanks to Cherrylynn Cheney Gibb.


  7. There Is Something Like A Dame

    November 26, 2011 by Amy Hansford

    Good news and bad news.

    The bad news is that the dress arrived and, while the label does indeed say it’s a size 16, it’s an old size 16, meaning really a 12-14. Not big enough for a dame dress, unless you have a very skinny one.

    The good news is that I was able to pick up a size 18 Laura Ashley dress from the charity shop this morning in a deep royal blue. It’s a little heavier than I’d like (I am notorious for worrying about principals dehydrating) but otherwise perfect. I popped in a modesty panel at the back (what is it with the 80s and random bows on backless dresses?) and pretty much stuck to the original design, ending up with this.

    I’m going to add another stitch into the front pink glove to make it a little more centred, but it should look great when the dame turns. I’ve not put the sponge pad squares over the boobs as I wonder if it’s a bit too much. Thoughts?

    Now I’m just waiting for a little construct to dry in order to cover it with white plastic baubles, i.e. washing up bubbles. It’ll make a great accompanying hat to nestle in the wig. If there are enough baubles left over, I’ll make a chunky necklace too. One day I’ll learn when to stop!


  8. There Is Nothing Like A Dame!

    November 25, 2011 by Amy Hansford

    I’ve given myself (or rather Splat Costumes) a small project.

    I’m starting off with a basic dress and seeing if I can turn it into a dame dress. The outfit intself is in the post so I’ll have a couple of days to turn it around. I’ve designed it so am off to Asda for supplies. It’s not going to be Biggins standard, but hopefully will turn out better than a basic fishtail dress in a horrific fabric. So, here’s the plan – let’s see how it actually works out!


  9. Spring(ish) Cleaning

    November 22, 2011 by Amy Hansford

    After various friends having Facebook friend culls, I thought I’d do my own this week.

    Picture care of Doug Savage from over at www.savagechickens.comFor anyone who doesn’t know, you can end up with a lot of friends on Facebook. It starts off as one or two old school friends, the ones you used to share a desk with Then their school friends find you and add you, the ones who never really spoke to you. Then their school friends find you and add you, the ones that used to bully you. But you can’t say no – it’s impolite, isn’t it?
    Then there are the friends you used to see every weekend, ten years ago. The ones who, after an initial ‘So great to see you on here!”, forget to ever speak to you again.
    Not to mention the ones that drive you up the wall with their gullibility (“Facebook are going to start charging £3 a month – I’m not paying! Join this group if you agree”), copy and pastes (“Post this as your status, if you have someone keeping an eye on you from above”) and incessant shouting/use of text speak (XFACTOR 2MO NIGHT).

    And so I culled my friend list.
    My criteria? Those who I’d not communicated with (or visa versa) for over a year or made me want to punch them in the face. I figured I’d go down by about thirty or so. EIGHTY. Eighty people, gone. That’s one in five. And I shouldn’t think any of them will miss my updates.

    Me? It’s not made a huge impact on my feed, but there are less irritating posts and I see more of the people I frequently catch up with. People who weren’t kind to me at school have gone – I feel happier knowing that they don’t get to see my happiness now. And it’s refreshing to have done.

    So, does your friend list need to be so big?

    Picture care of Doug Savage from over at www.savagechickens.com


  10. Musicals

    September 12, 2011 by Amy Hansford

    Off to another fancy dress party this weekend! For Dave’s 50th, he’s having a musicals themed party – ‘come as a musical or character from a musical’ was the instruction. Cue another list for me to help me choose what to go as!

    Annie – Annie in her red dress with red hair, Daddy Warbucks in his expensive suit and bald head.
    Annie Get Your Gun – Think tan leather and tassles.
    Anything Goes – Reno Sweeney in a daring fiery red number, Moonface Martin the gangster.
    Avenue Q – Wear all black and grab a puppet!
    Batboy
    Batman the Musical – Batman, Joker.
    Beauty and the Beast – Belle in her blue dress with white pinafore, Belle in her famous golden ballgown, Beast, Lumiere the animated candelabra.
    Billy Elliot
    Bugsy Malone – Think pinstripes sharp suit with a tommy gun or flappertastic.
    Cats – lycra unitard with shaggy fur around the collar and matching headpiece.
    Chicago – All black but not much of it!
    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang – Caractacus Potts Snr in his safari suit and pith helmet, or Jnr with his waistcoat and neckerchief, or the evil Childcatcher!
    Dr Doolittle
    Evil Dead
    Evita
    Fame – Legwarmers agogo!
    Fiddler On The Roof
    Godspell
    Grease – T-Birds, Pink Ladies, nice Sandy, bad Sandy, the Coach, the dance off…!
    Guys and Dolls – Loud suit for the men, Sally Army for the gals
    Gypsy – Baby June in her white frilly dress, grown up Gypsy Rose Lee in a revealing dress, Miss Mazeppa, Dressy Tessy Tura.
    Hairspray – Tracy Turnblad, Edna Turnblad, Link Larkin.
    Honk
    Legally Blonde – Pink skirt suit ready for court plus a toy dog.
    Les Miserables
    Lion King
    Little Shop of Horrors – Seymour with his tank top and a little Audrey 2 plant (Sock puppet through a plant pot), Audrey in her leopard prints, Orin the dentist
    Mamma Mia
    Mary Poppins – Mary in any of her guises, same for Burt.
    Michael Jackson Experience – Seriously?
    Oklahoma
    Oliver! – Fagin, Nancy, Oliver, Artful Dodger.
    Phantom of the Opera – The Phantom.
    Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
    Producers – Granny with a zimmerframe!
    Rent
    Return to the Forbidden Planet
    Rocky Horror Show – Frank, Janet, Brad, Magenta, Columbia, Riff Raff, Rocky, Eddie.
    Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens – All silver and sexy.
    Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
    Shrek – Shrek, Princess Fiona (green or otherwise), Donkey, Lord Farquaad.
    Singing In The Rain – Souwesters
    Snoopy/You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown – Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Woodstock, Peppermint Patti, Lucy.
    South Pacific – Hawaiian skirt and coconut bra for the men!
    Spamalot – Knight of the Round Table
    Spiderman the Musical – Spiderman, Green Goblin.
    Starlight Express
    Stomp – Tie dustbin lids to your shoes.
    Sweeney Todd – Sweeney Todd, Mrs Lovett.
    Taboo – Boy George in any of his guises, Leigh Bowery in any of his guises, Marilyn in any of his guises.
    Thoroughly Modern Millie – Red flapper dress and bob hair.
    We Will Rock You – The Bohemians, Gaga kids, Scaramouche.
    West Side Story
    Wicked – Elphaba, Galinda.
    Wizard of Oz – Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Cowardly Lion, Glinda, Wicked Witch