As regularly as I can, I perform brand optimisation for my business, using skill sets including demographic analysis and positive brand growth reinforcement.
Basically, I go flyering.
But it’s more than that. So much more that than. Especially when you play The Flyering Game.
GAIN 1 POINT WHEN:
You hear a child laughing (added bonus – your flyer’s impact may be doubled by ‘nagging power’)
A car on the property contains a child seat
A car on the property displays a Baby on board notice
You make friendly verbal contact with anyone (does not include cats)
You successfully flyer a house with a Beware of the dog notice
You spy an appreciated popular culture reference (i.e. TARDIS, zombie reference, Wizard of Oz themed doormat)
You manage to use the abstractly placed stepping stones and not touch the gravel/lava
A cat follows you to three consecutive houses
LOSE 1 POINT WHEN:
You flyer a house with a no flyers notice
You chicken out of fully posting the flyer due to a dog barking/jumping
You cut across a lawn (NOT cool)
Your flyer gets squished between the two flaps of the letterbox
You walk a long way down a drive to be confronted with a no flyers notice
Have you got any more rules to add?
Edit: We have some more rules to be added!
LOSE 1 POINT WHEN:
You get Flyering Fatigue (you can’t remember if you have flyered this road on a previous expedition)
Expansion pack – Flyering outside a venue
GAIN 1 POINT WHEN:
A parent or carer says “Oh yes, I’ve heard of you!”
A parent or carer says they will pass the flyer on to their daughter/granddaughter
LOSE 1 POINT WHEN:
Accused of being ‘stranger danger’